Whether you’re hoping for some cute cookie quotes to use as cookie Instagram captions or you just want some adorable cookie sayings to put up in your bakery or bake sale, this list is for you!
We’ve got all the best quotes about cookies, including funny cookie sayings, cookie puns (who can resist a good cookie pun? Not us!) and thoughtful cookie quotes that speak to how much joy these desserts can bring us.
Baking cookies is one of the activities in the kitchen that brings back so many memories for people, whether it’s making Christmas cookies or chocolate chip cookies.
We feel joy, we feel love, and we remember the people special to us when we think of cookies.
Use these cookie captions to go along with your picture-perfect Insta snaps (idea: stack all of the cookies on top of each other for a new type of picture, and make sure to get some pictures of the cookies with bites out of them!).
You can also use these cookie phrases to write in cards or put up on signs if you’re selling cookies for fun or for a business.
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1. C is for cookie. That’s good enough for me.
2. If you give a mouse a cookie…
3. Cookies make the world go round.
Must-Have Baking Tools (seriously)
- Silicone baking mats – I use this brand and my cookies slide right off without burning!
- a cookie scoop – get this one. It makes the perfect rounded cookies every time!
- silicone spatula – try this set. It’s the best way to get the most out of your dough and batters
- rolling pin guides – I use this one. Genius way to roll your dough out evenly!
4. You’re one tough cookie!
5. Cookies in the morning, cookies late at night. Cookies all day, here take another bite!
6. Life is short. Eat cookies.
7. You can’t be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude.
8. Hop on the cookie train with me.
9. Cookies are made of butter and love.
10. If there is no happy ending, make one out of cookie dough.
11. Did someone say cookies?
12. Come to the dark side. We have cookies!
13. Coffee. Milk. Cookies.
14. If we had just one cookie, I’d give you the bigger half.
15. I’m basically a cookie guru.
16. I don’t care what the question is. Cookies are the answer.
Cookie Instagram Captions
17. Live. Love. Cookies
18. I’m basically a cookie monster.
19. Keep calm and eat cookies.
20. Keep calm and bake cookies.
21. If you can’t change the world with cookies, what’s the point?
22. It’s cookie o’clock.
23. Life is better with fresh baked cookies.
24. Eat cookies first.
25. National cookie day is every day in this house.
26. Feeling like one cute cookie.
27. Hello, cookies, it’s me.
28. If you give a me a cookie…
29. Love life. Love cookies.
30. The Grinch better have my cookies ready!
31. Sorry, Santa…too late.
32. Cookies and I lived happy ever after.
33. Sorry, I’m busy locked in my pantry eating cookies.
34. My favorite color is cookie.
35. The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
Funny Cookie Quotes
36. It’s much harder to be sad while eating a cookie.
37. I have a well balanced diet: a cookie in each hand.
38. The cookies are calling and I must go (to them).
39. Friends are nice, but friends with cookies are better.
40. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cookies.
41. Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
42. When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
43. Cookies have no calories.
44. Cookies are like duct tape. They fix everything.
45. No matter how the cookie crumbles, you’re the best person around!
46. When life gives you lemons, toss them aside and make cookies instead.
47. Yesterday, I really wanted cookies. Today, I am eating cookies. Follow your dreams.
48. Should I have a cookie? A memoir.
49. You’re the milk to my cookies.
50. Friends don’t let friends go without cookies.
51. Cookie dough is 100% worth the risk of salmonella.
52. I don’t share blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share cookies.
53. Cookie baking champion of this kitchen.
54. We’re a batch made in heaven!
55. I’m a weir-dough.
56. One tough cookie.
57. We’re friend-chip goals.
58. All good things must crumb to an end.
59. Don’t lookie at my cookies!
60. Got a chocolate chip on your shoulder?
61. One cute cookie.
Other Baking Quotes and Captions
Don’t forget to check out our other creative baking quotes and captions, including…
- Baking quotes and captions
- Dessert quotes and captions
- Cupcakes quotes and captions
- Candy quotes and captions
- Ice cream quotes and captions
- Donuts quotes and captions
- Lollipops quotes and captions
- Hot chocolate quotes and captions
- Pumpkin pie quotes and captions
- Carrot cake quotes and captions
- Fudge quotes and captions
- Muffin quotes and captions
- Apple pie quotes and captions
- S’mores quotes and captions
- Cotton candy quotes and captions
- Milkshake quotes and captions
- Chocolate quotes and captions
- Brownie quotes and captions
- Cake quotes and captions