Whether you’re hoping for some sweet dessert quotes to use in your bakery or online or are wanting some funny dessert captions for Instagram, this is the best list of dessert sayings for you!
We’ve got everything from cute dessert quotes to snarky ones, inspirational ones that really make you think (life is short, eat dessert first!) to short and snappy captions that truly profess your love of dessert to the world.
You can use these as dessert Instagram captions to go along with your gorgeous photos of everything from donuts to eclairs to ice cream, or you can write them on signs or marketing materials for your dessert related venture.
Write these quotes about dessert in cards to help someone celebrate their special day with some sweet treats, or keep them for when you need a fun dessert pun.
Bookmark the list to use time and time again!
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Quotes about Dessert
1. Stressed is dessert spelled backwards.
2. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy dessert and that’s kind of the same thing.
3. You are what you eat, so eat dessert.
4. Always save room for dessert.
Must-Have Baking Tools (seriously)
- Silicone baking mats – I use this brand and my cookies slide right off without burning!
- a cookie scoop – get this one. It makes the perfect rounded cookies every time!
- silicone spatula – try this set. It’s the best way to get the most out of your dough and batters
- rolling pin guides – I use this one. Genius way to roll your dough out evenly!
5. There is nothing dessert can’t solve.
6. The perfect dessert is like music that makes my taste buds dance.
7. Desserts are the fairytales in the kitchen.
8. Childhood is waiting to be an adult so you can eat dessert first, only to get there and then never doing it.
9. Desserts are edible love.
10. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not dessert.
11. Happiness is knowing there is dessert in the fridge.
12. Desserts are the most crucial parts of any meal.
13. My life motto: always leave space for dessert.
14. Dessert makes the world go round.
15. Life is better with dessert.
16. Life without dessert is no life at all.
Dessert Captions for Instagram
17. But first, dessert.
18. Runs on dessert.
19. Live. Love. Dessert.
20. Life’s short. Eat dessert first.
21. Follow me to the dessert table.
22. First comes love, then comes dessert.
23. You can’t be sad when you’re eating dessert.
24. It’s dessert o’clock!
25. You had me at dessert.
26. Dessert called.
27. Dessert is calling me and I must go.
28. Sorry, can’t hear you over the sounds of my stomach wanting dessert.
29. You dessert the best!
30. Priorities: dessert.
31. Find someone who looks at you the way I look at my dessert.
32. I take dessert seriously.
Funny Dessert Quotes
33. I want to have a good body, but not as much as I love dessert.
34. I don’t share blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share desserts.
35. Party without dessert is just a meeting.
36. Keep calm and eat dessert first.
37. I can’t keep calm, I’m eating dessert!
38. “I really hate dessert” said no one ever.
39. I don’t trust people who don’t eat dessert.
40. Dessert calories don’t count.
41. I’ve never met a problem dessert can’t fix.
42. Don’t dessert me.
43. I run because I really like dessert.
44. I’ve never met a dessert I didn’t like.
45. I was led to believe there would be dessert…
46. I don’t attend any event without dessert.
47. Dessert is what gets me through the day.
48. I don’t care what the problem is. Dessert is the answer.
49. Raise your hand if you don’t like dessert. Exactly.
50. Sweetest dessert, will you be mine?
51. Dessert is my lifestyle.
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