Whether you’re looking for chocolate quotes for Instagram to go along with your freshly baked chocolate cake or you want some chocolate quotes to write in a card or go along with a gift, this is the list for you!
We’ve broken down all of the chocolate sayings and chocolate phrases to help you indulge your inner chocolate lover (or proud chocolate lover, no shame) and provide you with some awesome chocolate captions.
Bookmark these quotes about chocolate, as there are so many that you’ll never run out and can impress all of your Insta followers with your hilarious chocolate puns or your inspirational chocolate sayings (yes, they exist).
Chocolate, at the end of the day, is a great equalizer, a great option when you need to turn to a forever friend, and a nice way to say “I love you,” “I miss you,” or “girl, this time of the month will pass, hang in there!”
Enjoy!
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Chocolate Lover Quotes & Chocolate Lover Captions
1. Forget love. I’d rather fall in chocolate.
2. If I share my chocolate with you, you’re special to me.
3. Me + chocolate = together forever.
4. Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Must-Have Baking Tools (seriously)
- Silicone baking mats – I use this brand and my cookies slide right off without burning!
- a cookie scoop – get this one. It makes the perfect rounded cookies every time!
- silicone spatula – try this set. It’s the best way to get the most out of your dough and batters
- rolling pin guides – I use this one. Genius way to roll your dough out evenly!
5. O.C.D Obsessive chocolate disorder.
6. Chocolate lovers have sweeter babies.
7. I love you more than chocolates.
8. Body type: works out, but definitely loves chocolate.
Chocolate Quotes
9. I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.
10. Chocolate: a delicious cure for a bad day.
11. Happiness is an unexpected piece of chocolate.
12. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, which is basically the same thing.
13. Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
14. Never underestimate the power of chocolate.
15. No, I am not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me.
16. My soul’s had enough chicken soup. I want chocolate.
17. Life without chocolate is like a day without sunshine.
18. When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
19. Come to the dark side. We have chocolate.
20. If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.
21. A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
Funny Chocolate Quotes
22. Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth always lies.
23. Save the planet, it’s the only one with chocolate.
24. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, which has leaves, so it’s basically a salad.
25. Chocolate is great. It gives you energy to go buy more chocolate.
26. A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
27. I make chocolate disappear. What’s your superpower?
28. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
29. In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.
30. Sadness is no chocolate in the house.
31. I’m a person of many moods, and they all require chocolate.
Dark Chocolate Quotes
32. Dark chocolate is my #1.
33. Dark chocolate is my BAE.
34. There’s nothing better than dark chocolate.
35. Did someone say dark chocolate?
36. Let’s be real, dark chocolate is the best kind of chocolate.
37. My heart is dark like my chocolate.
Famous Chocolate Quotes
38. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
39. Charlie and the chocolate factory.
Chocolate Instagram Captions
40. Live. Love. Chocolate
41. A bad day eating chocolate is a better day doing anything else.
42. Living that chocolate life.
43. Feeling the chocolate vibes.
44. Chocolate makes everything better.
45. Enjoy life. Eat chocolate.
46. Warning: chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
47. Life happens. Chocolate helps.
48. I’m not overweight. I’m chocolate enriched.
49. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
50. There’s no “we” in chocolate.
51. Just call me a choc-oholic.
Other Baking Quotes and Captions
Don’t forget to check out our other creative baking quotes and captions, including…
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- Fudge quotes and captions
- Muffin quotes and captions
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- Brownie quotes and captions
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