75+ Perfect Ice Cream Captions for Instagram & Ice Cream Quotes

Whether you’re looking for the perfect ice cream Instagram captions to go along with your amazing ice cream photos or you just want some ice cream lover quotes to write in a card, this is the ultimate list of ice cream sayings for you!

Use these ice cream captions to cover everything from eating ice cream quotes to cute ice cream quotes that you can put up in an ice cream shop or use for marketing related to ice cream.

We’ve got funny ice cream captions for Instagram as well, in case you want to make everyone laugh, or you can be a bit more serious and profess your undying love for ice cream with these ice cream Instagram captions (hey, we won’t judge you).

Bookmark the list for later to keep coming back for more and more ice cream caption goodness!

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Ice Cream Captions for Instagram

1. Ice cream solves everything.

2. I’ll stop the world and melt with you.

3. Life is better with ice cream.

4. Stay cool. Eat ice cream.

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5. I scream for ice cream.

6. I need some ice cream therapy.

7. Follow me to the ice cream.

8. An ice cream a day keeps the stress away.

9. There is always room for ice cream.

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10. Ice cream always sounds like a good idea.

11. My head says “go to the gym.” My heart says “eat some ice cream.”

12. It’s ice cream o’clock!

13. Ice cream is calling me, and I must go.

14. Life’s too short to not get the double scoop.

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Ice Cream Quotes

15. Eat ice cream. Be happy.

16. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s kind of the same thing.

17. Life is like ice cream. Enjoy it before it melts.

18. Ice cream is always a good idea.

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19. Ice cream is my therapy.

20. Size doesn’t matter. It’s all about the flavor.

21. Breakup: an excuse to eat ice cream no matter what the weather.

22. Don’t let your ice cream melt while you’re counting someone else’s sprinkles.

23. When in doubt, eat ice cream.

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24. My advice to you is not to inquire why or why not, but to enjoy the ice cream on your plate while you can.

25. Life without ice cream would be darkness and chaos.

26. Be a rainbow flavor in a sea of vanilla ice cream.

27. Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.

28. If you want to make everyone happy, don’t be a leader. Go hand out ice cream.

29. Keep it cool with some ice cream.

30. If I could marry ice cream, I would.

31. Sadness is no ice cream in the freezer.

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32. Unplug and eat some ice cream.

33. If you bring me ice cream, I’ll be your friend forever.

34. This home runs on ice cream.

35. Bite the flavor of summer.

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Funny Ice Cream Quotes for Instagram

36. The best time for ice cream is always.

37. Life is too short to not get the double scoop.

38. I make ice cream disappear. What’s your superpower?

39. If you can’t remember my name, just say ice cream and I’ll turn around.

40. I don’t care what the problem is. Ice cream is the answer.

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41. Ice cream: because punching people is frowned upon.

42. I’m into fitness. Fiteness this whole ice cream into my mouth.

43. My brain is 90% ice cream.

44. Adulting happens. Ice cream helps.

45. Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.

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46. Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands.

47. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a tub of ice cream.

48. I might look normal, but I eat fries with ice cream.

49. I don’t always eat ice cream, but when I do it’s every day.

50. My blood type is ice cream.

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Ice Cream in Winter Quotes

51. It’s never too cold for ice cream.

52. Be bold. Eat ice cream in the winter.

53. I don’t understand why everyone avoids ice cream in the winter. Ice cream is a year-round food.

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Ice Cream Love Quotes

54. I followed my heart and it took me to the ice cream.

55. You and me? We’re mint to be!

56. All you need is ice cream.

57. Find someone who loves you the way I love ice cream.

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58. Ice cream is sweet, and so are you!

59. You had me at ice cream.

60. Ice cream has my heart.

61. I love you as much as I love ice cream, and I really love ice cream.

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62. If you were ice cream, you’d be my favorite flavor.

63. Forget love. I’d rather fall in ice cream.

64. Any time is ice cream time.

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65. Ice dream.

66. Scoop, there it is.

67. Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream? Don’t worry, it’s un-cone-stitutional!

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68. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? Because it’s cool!

69. It’s your sherbert day!

70. Lick me until ice cream!

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71. I’m such a softie for ice cream.

72. Did you hear about the ice cream truck that crashed? The driver blamed it in the rocky road!

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73. Have you heard the scoop on the latest ice cream news?

74. I’m running out of ice cream puns…it’s like my brain is frozen.

75. I love ice cream. Let me give you the scoop.

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