Whether you’re looking for quotes about pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving or you’re eating it any time of the year (seriously, it’s allowed!), this is the best list of pumpkin pie sayings and pumpkin pie puns so you’ll have the perfect words to go along with your photos or to put on a sign at your Thanksgiving spread.
These pumpkin pie quotes range from funny pumpkin pie quotes, fun play on words (both pumpkin and pie lend themselves well to a bunch of puns!) and short and sweet pumpkin pie Instagram captions to make all of your followers jealous.
The pumpkin pie itself is obviously the star of the show, but using some fun pumpkin pie captions to add a little bit of spark and make people laugh or smile is the best way to be a great hostess or impress your followers on social media.
Bookmark this list for later, as there are so many options you can eat pumpkin pie for days and never run out of a new saying!
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1. You are the pumpkin to my pie.
2. Keep calm and eat more pumpkin pie.
3. Live. Love. Pumpkin Pie.
4. You’re the pumpkin of my pie.
5. Give thanks and eat pumpkin pie.
Must-Have Baking Tools (seriously)
- Silicone baking mats – I use this brand and my cookies slide right off without burning!
- a cookie scoop – get this one. It makes the perfect rounded cookies every time!
- silicone spatula – try this set. It’s the best way to get the most out of your dough and batters
- rolling pin guides – I use this one. Genius way to roll your dough out evenly!
6. Life is never better than when you’re eating pumpkin pie.
7. I only have pumpkin pies for you.
8. I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have the room for it.
9. Sweet as pumpkin pie.
10. Pumpkin pie fixes everything. Fact.
11. Find someone who looks at you the way I look at pumpkin pie.
12. Pumpkin pie, spice, and everything nice.
13. I don’t care what the problem is, pumpkin pie is the solution.
14. A bad day eating pumpkin pie is always better than a good day without it.
15. We must have pumpkin pie. Stress doesn’t exist in the presence of pumpkin pie.
16. Fall vibes and pumpkin pie.
17. Life needs more pumpkin pie and prayers.
18. Praying for some pumpkin pie.
19. Just a girl who loves pumpkin pie.
20. You’re my little pumpkin pie.
21. If it doesn’t come in pumpkin pie flavor, I’m not interested.
22. National Pumpkin Pie day is every day in this house.
23. Let’s give em pumpkin pie to talk about.
24. Pumpkin pie makes everyone happy.
25. The one thing we can all agree on on Thanksgiving is the importance of pumpkin pie.
26. My favorite feeling is pumpkin pie.
27. Pumpkin pie makes me feel as high as the sky.
28. Come on now, pumpkin, eat some pie.
29. Turkey and stuffing and family and football and pumpkin pie. Happy Thanksgiving.
30. Fueled by pumpkin pie.
31. Runs on pumpkin pie.
32. Who needs turkey when we’ve got pumpkin pie?
33. Ready for a pumpkin pie hangover.
34. Pumpkin pie is basically a vegetable, right?
35. Eating pumpkin pie is the closest thing to heaven.
36. I don’t care about any of my problems when I’m eating pumpkin pie.
37. Pumpkin pie: the great mediator.
38. I feel like I can fly when I’m eating pumpkin pie.
39. This pumpkin pie is filling awesome!
40. You want a piece of me? Yes, pumpkin pie, I do.
41. Currently pumpkin occu-pied.
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