29+ Apple Pie Quotes & Apple Pie Puns

Whether you’re taking pictures of your Thanksgiving apple pie before you eat it or you’re looking for apple pie quotes for a business or to write in a card, this is a fantastic like of Instagram captions about apple pies, as well as quotes about apple pie!

Apple pie is one of the most American desserts, commonly enjoyed in the Fall, and there’s just something about that criss-cross lattice shape with apple flavor bursting out of it that makes us fall in love.

Enjoy this guide to apple pie puns and other quotes so you’ll have all of the sweetest quotes in your backpocket.

They say a picture says 1,000 words, but make your snaps of apple pie say even more with these apple pie captions.

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1. You are the apple of my pie.

2. Apple pies make all things better.

3. Apple pie is my therapy.

4. Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit.

Must-Have Baking Tools (seriously)

Silicone baking mats – I use this brand and my cookies slide right off without burning!
a cookie scoop – get this one. It makes the perfect rounded cookies every time!
silicone spatula – try this set. It’s the best way to get the most out of your dough and batters
rolling pin guides – I use this one. Genius way to roll your dough out evenly!

5. Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

6. We must have apple pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of apple pie.

7. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

8. A bad day eating apple pie is better than a good day doing anything else.

9. Apple pie is like duct tape. It fixes everything.