51+ Quotes about Milkshakes & Milkshake Captions

Looking for the best quotes about milkshakes or milkshake Instagram captions?

These are the best milkshake sayings and milkshake quotes for Instagram so you can capture that milkshake in perfect form every single time.

Maybe you’re eating milkshakes at the diner (mmm, we’re drooling already) or maybe you’re enjoying a seasonal Shamrock shake.

Whatever your favorite flavor (we’re a huge fan of Oreo shakes, but chocolate shakes are also iconic), these milkshake puns and milkshake quotes will take your food photography and humble brags to the next level.

They say a picture says 1,000 words, but you can say a few more with these awesome quotes about milkshakes.

Bookmark it for later, as there are so many, you’ll have all of the perfect milkshake captions for days!



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1. When life gets tough, shake it.

2. Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.

3. I hate it when I’m making milkshakes and boys just show up to my yard.

4. Living that milkshake life.

5. Live. Love. Milkshakes.


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6. Milkshakes are my therapy.

7. Best shake on the planet: two parts ice cream, one part awesome.

8. Shake things up a little bit.

9. In the era of handshakes and headshakes, I prefer milkshakes.


10. Once upon a time, milk met ice cream and they fell in love.

11. A bad day drinking milkshakes is better than a good day doing anything else.

12. Hello, milkshake. It’s me, your best friend.

13. They say money can’t buy happiness, but you can buy milkshakes, and that’s basically the same thing.

14. Happiness is burgers and milkshakes


15. Shake it off.

16. Shake shake, shake shake, shake it!

17. Good people drink milkshakes.

18. I’ll drink all your milkshakes.

19. True love is drinking milkshakes together.

20. There’s no problem a milkshake can’t solve.

21. Milkshakes are love.


22. Living in the pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses.

23. Milkshakes make the world seem much less scary.

24. Follow me to the milkshakes.

25. Want some midnight milkshakes?

26. Drowning my sorrows in milkshakes.

27. “Latte or cappuccino,” they asked. “Milkshake,” I said.

28. I’d rather have a milkshake!

29. Don’t make me choose between milkshakes.


30. Today’s scoop for thought: drink more milkshakes.

31. It’s the summer of shakes.

32. I’ve got the shakes.

33. Chocolate. Strawberry. Vanilla. Milkshakes.

34. Milkshakes make the world go round.

35. Falling in love…with milkshakes.

36. Sorry, gotta go, my milkshake called.

37. Size doesn’t matter…it’s about the flavor!

38. That feeling when you want a milkshake, but you don’t want to deal with all the boys in your yard.


39. Burgers and milkshakes are like peanut butter and jelly.

40. Milkshake: the best food group.

41. If you can’t suck a milkshake through a straw, it’s not a milkshake, it’s a cup of ice cream.

42. Ready to milk my shake?


43. Keep calm and love milkshakes.

44. Keep calm and drink a milkshake.

45. Shut up and drink a milkshake.

46. You cannot truly say you eat well unless you drink milkshakes.


47. All good decisions are made over milkshakes.

48. Every good story starts with a milkshake.


49. Hold the milk, give me the shake.

50. Shaking my way through the diner.

51. Running towards the shamrock shakes like they’re going out of season.


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